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passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

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— 8 hours ago with 8309 notes
#lol  #that's awesome 
m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

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— 8 hours ago with 1141852 notes

isolated-roots:

Jk I forgot I have a hickey I ain’t doing shit these next four days

— 8 hours ago with 14 notes
#the struggle 

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

(via miss-no-more)

— 8 hours ago with 38910 notes

pristiqdelusions:

analdelgay3000:

I’m serving some glamorous butch queen going to see her sugar daddy realness

April carrion has some competition!!

girl you’re GORGEOUS

Holy shit this is amazing. I wish I looked that good in a dress!

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— 16 hours ago with 153 notes
#wow 

nasturbate:

i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

(via stringthecheese)

— 17 hours ago with 360162 notes
awwww-cute:

She loves the crumpling noise these bags make

awwww-cute:

She loves the crumpling noise these bags make

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— 17 hours ago with 4123 notes
Anonymous asked: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance


Answer:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

— 18 hours ago with 61126 notes

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

(via miss-no-more)

— 18 hours ago with 40922 notes

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

(via lobsterc0ck)

— 1 day ago with 71828 notes
#lol  #omg  #I died 

I have my first class in college in approximately 12 hours…

— 1 day ago
#holy shit  #wtf  #when did this happen?  #university  #texas a&m  #aggie  #class of 2018 
"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"

(via latelycravingmore)

No i don’t. I’d rather be your “I’ve got lots of stuff to do, but I’d rather talk to you” text

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— 1 day ago with 217196 notes
#i mean forreal